Much Ado About Nothing

They say time heals wounds and erases scars.
Not always. Not always ...

By the way :
I HATE forwarded mails.

The world has gone paranoid.
If anyone has any system malfunction, guess who's held responsible??? I'm supposed to have been probing Bhardwaj's comp, screwed up gautam's PC and Phished Sariya's yahoo account. For the last time ... It wasn't me. (mumble grumble)
Or as Anmol would've put it : "Hum acchi family se belong karte hain!!!"

We need new costumes for the PEC finals. If you have any place in mind for the same then please do get in touch.
Listening to Hymn to the Sea - James Horner/ David Holsinger (O.S.T - Titanic). Turn off the lights, close your eyes and THEN try listening to it.It's basically the theme to titanic but waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy to awesome.
Divine.Period.
King of Bloke and Bird - Robbie Williams is next in the playlist. sigh...
Goodnight
A.G

Title

Today is a great day in the life of A.G
I finally know who Kiranveer is!!! haha
And as a bonus I also familiarised myself with two Manpreets!!!
Roll No. 42 .... haha You know the story.
Pec is next week (the fest). Practice starts in a day or two. I'm dead... College, CCNA, Practice . Sleep@ 3:00 -4:00 a.m
Everybody in class whose name starts with "I" ends with the same letter.
um... go watch Rang de Basanti.
I know I said I dont hack stuff anymre but that might soon be a thing of the past : AGAIN!, I think I have these ON/OFF seasons!
Anyways I plan to restart on the college LANs.
We have a 4 lecture lab tomorrow and the day following it. Nothing serious though. Just some light stuff...simple snooping around and this n that.
Went to see Goonj (UIET's fest - That's PU).
Expected the group dance finals to be ultracool. Not even close.
Seemed like al the teams had been pulverised and forced to go on stage. Not a single performance worth watching. Kinda like us!!!!hahaha
There was, however, one girl (in white) in the UIET team who simply rocked (LSR level). Really awesome movements. Take her out of the equation and you have garbage left. Offcourse every team was acting as if they were Dance Gods.
Anyways, got an ATM lab tomorrow morning. Guess I better get sleep now.
(Yawn)
Goodnight
A.G

You Dont' See Me (O.S T - Josie and the Pussycats)

This is the place where I sit
This is the part where
I love you too much
Is this as hard as it gets?
'Cause I'm getting tired
Of pretending I'm tough
I'm here if you want me
I'm yours, you can hold me
I'm empty and taken and
Tumbling and breakin'
'Cause you don't see me
And you don't need me
And you don't love me
The way I wish you would
The way I know you could

I dream of worlds
Where you'd understand
And I dream a
Million sleepless nights
I dream of fire when
You're touching my hand
But it twists into smoke
When I turn on the light
I'm speechless and faded
It's too complicated
Is this how the book ends,
Nothing but good friends?

'Cause you don't see me
And you don't need me
And you don't love me
The way I wish you would

Points of Authority: Revisited

I edited Points of Authority ( a previous post) with some oft repeated lines I've heard :

1.Kiranveer : Still don't know who she is!

2.Inderpreet Kaur : "Dear...",

3.Anuj Bhardwaj : "Abe..." (in a sufficiently high pitched voice.)." Parfessar ne keh ta naah...bas." Loves looking at people by lowering his head a little and looking through the top of his spectacles.

4.Inderpreet Singh : "Oye sun..." or "Accha sun..."," Oh teri obser...", "katal.....". Walks in a straight line with his head bent down so that even if you silently pass him by, he won't notice anything.

5.Abhinav Jha : "....Accha...sun...Kya kehte haiiiinnn....", "Be professional".

6.Inderjeet Singh Sodhi : "Accha, listen ...", "Ghassa ho gaya ...", any phrase involving the words "chachhe naal chaud", "Oh mama...","kya baat hai" etc etc

7.Dhruv Anand : (eyebrows raised just a little) uhhh... (Followed by a mix of english and hindi and involving looking away to any distant object for a brief moment while one hand is in his Jean/Trouser pocket)

8.Harkaran Kaushal : (fist pointing to the heart) - physical way of saying "katal ..."

9.Atul Gupta : "So, Mr. Gill ..."

10.Ambica Verma : Not enough information. Speaks a little on the faster side. Maybe there's competition brewing up for IP Kaur in the rapping department!!! lolz

11.Arun Sahore : "Oye Aseem, sun; paper mein dikha diyo yaar kuch." Followed by a face that looks as if he's going to kiss me( His eyes are open though!).

12.Ashish Saini : lol... The X1 guys know his favourite phrase. Others include "Gallan kara lao jinni marji ehde ton...", "Aah gaya hai mooh chakk ke toon??!!"

13.Garima Sarin : Not enough information.

14.Isha Soni :Not enough information.

15.Manpreet Kaur * : Absolutely no idea.

16.Harpreet Singh Mann : "Agla lecture kihda hai?"

18.Maninder : "Gill ehh","Haan...".

19.Jasmine Bawa : Not enough information.

20.Aditi Pal : "Pata hai ...". Her eyes(dark brown) normally shrink a little in the middle of a sufficiently long conversation . Can be cold or forthcoming at times depending on various factors.

21.Abhineet : "Hai..." lolz. No offence!!!

22.Hardeep Singh Somal : haha countless.. Some of them are "ama...","albatta...", "C'mon", "Bas kar Bas kar Bas kar",

23.Anmol Dhand : "Accha... ab kya scene hai?"(in Hindi or Punjabi),"Lab laani hai?","Agla mass bunk hai" normally covers his mouth while laughing. The same may be said for another person as well. Won't mention who coz it might prove to be
embarassing for him/her.

24.Amardev Singh : "Class cloos laani hai?"

25.Amitojdeep Singh : "Kiven aa?", "Gill saab!"

26.Nancy : Not Enough Information.

27.Jagdeep Singh Brar : "Class Kithe hai?", "Class lag rahi hai?"

35.Manreet : Not enough information.

36.Deepika : Not enough information.

Enough for one night.
Goodnight.
A.G

The Gettysburg Address

Here is the famous Gettysburg Address delivered by President Abraham Lincoln (November 19, 1863 at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania).
It is ,beyond doubt, recognised to be the greatest speech ever to have passed through a mortal human's mouth.
Nothing I have ever read matches it.
This speech was made to commemorate the dead soldiers in the Battle of Gettysburg ( a pretty bloody one).
Edward Everett - The main speaker at the event- spoke for nearly 2 hours and nobody remembers what he said. Lincoln spoke for less than 2 minutes (10 sentences) and what he said has been immortalised.
Infact, the Address has been carved in gold (in a famous musuem in England who's name escapes me at this moment) to show what can be done with the English Language.
It is things like these that you should go through to really understand what English is all about. Shakespeare, The Bible, Emerson...(Can't think of any others worthy enough right now !). That's what I'm talking about (And No, the John Grishams, Sidney Sheldons, Stephen Kings, Jane Austens etc do NOT fall in the same category, though they do have ardent followers).

THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Matchless music in prose ...
Goodnight
A.G

Torn

Here's an extremely beautiful song. Worth listening to over and over again.

Torn - Natalie Imbruglia

I thought I saw a man brought to life
He was warm, he came around like he was dignified
He showed me what it was to cry
Well you couldn’t be that man I adored
You don’t seem to know, don’t seem to care what your heart is for
But I don’t know him anymore
There’s nothing where he used to lie
My conversation has run dry
That’s what’s going on, nothing’s fine I’m torn

I’m all out of faith, this is how I feel
I’m cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed into something real
I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
You’re a little late, I’m already torn

So I guess the fortune teller’s right
Should have seen just what was there and not some holy light
To crawl beneath my veins and now
I don’t care, I have no luck, I don’t miss it all that much
There’s just so many things that I can’t touch, I’m torn

I’m all out of faith, this is how I feel
I’m cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed into something real
I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
You’re a little late, I’m already torn. torn.

There’s nothing where he used to lie
My inspiration has run dry
That’s what’s going on, nothings right, I’m torn

I’m all out of faith, this is how I feel
I’m cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed into something real
I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
I’m all out of faith, this is how I feel
I’m cold and I’m ashamed bound and broken on the floor
You’re a little late, I’m already torn

Birthdays

Normal day.

Happy birthday Inderjeet Singh Sodhi.

Dinner was sponsored by the 3 b'day boys(Their b'days lie within a span of 1 week) :

1.Amitoj (Raja)
2.Sodhi
3.Ami

Dinner was followed by the usual visit to th lake where the X1 tradition of thrashing people on their birthdays was followed. Yatin ,offcourse, was thrashed - twice- for no fault of his own. He was simply there. You see sometimes people get mad and ..... haha you get the idea. But at the end of it all , it's in good spirit so it's ok.

Guess what ... It isnt very tough to access the college printers (192.168.101.1)

Long Way to Go - Def Leppard

You held my hand and then you slipped away
And I may never see your face again
So tell me how do to fill the emptiness inside
Without love, what is life?

And anyone who knew us both can see
We always were the better part of me
I never wanted to be this free
All this pain, does it go away?

Then every time I turn around
And you're nowhere to be found
I know I got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to you
Oh, I got a long, long way I know
Before I can say goodbye to all I ever knew
To you, to you

From memory, there is no hiding place
Turn on the TV and I see you there
In every crowd there's always someone with your face
Everywhere, trying not to care

Then every time I turn around
And you're nowhere to be found
I know I got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to you
Oh, I got a long, long way I know
Before I can say goodbye to all I ever knew

To you, I wish you everythin'
And all the best that life can bring
I only hope you think of me sometimes, oh
And even though I feel the pain
I know that I will love again
The time will come, oh, and I'll move on

I got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to you
Oh, I got a long, long way to go, got a long way I know
Before I can say goodbye, before I say goodbye
To all I ever knew, to all I ever knew
I got a long, I got a long, long way to go, long way to go
Before I can say, before I say, goodbye to you
Say goodbye, say goodbye
Oh, I got a long, long way I know
Before I can say goodbye to all I ever knew
Girl, I wish you the best I know, oh and all of the rest, to you
I got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to you

Peace
A.G

Thought

Came up with something :

The problem with the world is that there are too many knowledgeable people who are 'living' failures.

Tired

Attended 2 lectures. Mass bunk yet again. Played cricket yet again. I know I won't even be able to walk tomorrow morning (thanks to the cramps!).
Ami was thrashed in class (his birthday was yesterday). I'm telling you, if you are a boy and have the honour of being in X1 and it's your birthday then may God have mercy on your soul.
IT IS A SIN TO HAVE BEEN BORN IF YOU'RE IN X1 !!!

The first question ,in class, of the day, again, went to me. I just realised this - I'm already familiar with a lot of the ATM syllabus prior to this semester. That should help.
Attnded CCNA class in the evening. I already know most of the stuff these people plan to teach. Planning to pursue CCNP and CCSP after this followed by MCSE. I'm dead meat.haha
Had Chocolate Truffle for the 8th time this month. Yummy.
WE (Dhand, Jha, Jassi, Amitoj, I) laid seige to Katani yet again!!!

Feel like writing... like conveying my thoughts, my feelings right now but maybe this is the incorrect time.
I'm tired and I'm sleepy and I'll leave you with this...

You're Still The One - Shania Twain

(When I first saw you, I saw love.
And the first time you touched me, I felt love.
And after
all this time, you're still the one I love.)
Looks like we made it
Look how far we've come my baby
We mighta took the long way
We knew we'd get there someday

They said, "I bet they'll never make it"
But just look at us holding on
We're still together still going strong

(You're still the one)
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You're still the one I kiss good night

Ain't nothin' better
We beat the odds together
I'm glad we didn't listen
Look at what we would be missin'

They said, "I bet they'll never make it"
But just look at us holding on
We're still together still going strong

(You're still the one)
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You're still the one I kiss good night

(You're still the one)
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You're still the one I kiss good night

Good Night
A.G

PHL

Went to mba class in the morning and sat through the most futile GD session in the history of mankind. half of the group came up with no points and a few self proclaimed 'geniuses' gave extremely pointless arguments which were very well countered.
To sum it up, it was a waste of time. I would rather have studied RDBMS.lolz

Moving on, spent the afternoon online and playing the guitar. Sariya's finally got broadband installed at his place and came online for the first time in the evening (almost everybody from x1 was online - the boys that is). He chalked out plans for the two of us to go watch the PHL match between the MARATHA WARRIORS and the HYDERABAD SULTANS. (Kinda lame names).
Anyways, the first 30 or so minutes proved to be intriguing with both teams scoring a goal each and we were,coincidentally, right behind the goal post when both were scored. Nice.
We were also lucky to be able to watch the penalty shootouts. Nice again.
My very first live hockey match. Wouldn't want to do it again though!!!
Cooked noodles and consuming the same along with Coke as I write this.
Mr. Bhardwaj thinks I've been probing into his computer. The only problem here is that I was with Sariya at the stadium when he says the alleged attack took place. Offcourse, this makes no difference to him. So be it then.

Check out Lake of Fire - originally done up by The Meat Puppets and covered by many artists including Nirvana

Lake of Fire

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

I knew a lady who came from Duluth
She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
And she flew away howling on the yellow moon

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

Now the people cry and the people moan
And they look for a dry place to call their home
And try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils try to make them their own

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

Peace
A.G

Later

Too busy rocking to write anything right now.

Just Another Day

Guess who's back?
Me, Who else!!!!!

I missed my bus for the second time this week. Thank God PCL is right next door (almost all college buses pass from there). This time, however, it seemed my number was up as all the buses had crossed the junction before my arrival. Upon embarking on my journey back I looked hard and fast at a silver Santro waiting at the lights. Lo and Behold!!! Mr. Sodhi.
We got off at Mohali Motors and did eventually rech college on the bus!
Now at this interjection Mr. Sodhi would surely have exclaimed "Ehdi kismat eni vadiya hai naa ke bas ..."

Everybody who indulged in the little Cricket Session yesterday is all cramped up badly (Yours Truly included). Ouch !!!

"Gifted' Dhand a cute little trojan!!! lolz
It has been installed on top of Yahoo Messanger.
@Dhand - relax dude, this one is pretty much harmless (except for the stupid message it displays everytime you type something!!!)

Class was finally held. I was asked questions in both lectures that took place though this is of no significant consequence.
Roll No. 42 is the "IN" thing again this sem.
Mr. Sahi will not, in all proability, be falling short of attendence again. He's got so many of us to back him up!!!
Came back by the 1:30 bus. Got off at Mohali Motors. The 7 of us walked to 3b2 (and beyond). That's roughly 3-4 Kms in case you were unaware.
This was followed by Mr. Sodhi and Mr. Minhas (Jeet)accompanying me to Mr. Somal's house. A trip to CCD was inevitable.
I tried out the "Chocolate Truffle Sundae".
Definitely NOT worth Rs. 60.
Whilst exiting, Sodhi got up to leave and all of us stayed put in our respective chairs thus making him looking stupid. It looked extremely funny. He took his seat and nobody,for the next 15 minutes,got up from their seats (waiting for someone else to exit first).
Sort of like an infinite loop, a viscious circle...

Came back and have been online ever since.

Gautam's been pestering to teach him hacking.
Gave him the trick mentioned in my previous post.
I suppose that shall suffice for now.
I plan to watch "Dodge Ball" tonight.
I Plan to sleep at 7:00 am( that makes it 12.5 hours straight...nice).

@ Mr. Bhardwaj, You shall have the essay on Self Reliance soon. (Maybe on the blog itself). Wait and watch. Meanwhile I shall be finalising Blood Brothers (Iron Maiden) on the guitar.

I shall leave you with the lyrics for Gin Soaked Boy by Divine Comedy


GIN SOAKED BOY - Divine Comedy

Gin-soaked Boy

I'm the darkness in the light
I'm the leftness in the right
I'm the rightness in the wrong
I'm the shortness in the long
I'm the goodness in the bad
I'm the saneness in the mad
I'm the sadness in the joy
I'm the gin in the gin-soaked boy

I'm the ghost in the machine
I'm the genius in the gene
I'm the beauty in the beast
I'm the sunset in the east
I'm the ruby in the dust
I'm the trust in the mistrust
I'm the trojan horse in troy
I'm the gin in the gin-soaked boy

I'm the tiger's empty cage
I'm the mystery's final page
I'm the stranger's lonely glance
I'm the hero's only chance
I'm the undiscovered land
I'm the single grain of sand
I'm the christmas morning toy
I'm the gin in the gin-soaked boy

I'm the world you'll never see
I'm the slave you'll never free
I'm the truth you'll never know
I'm the place you'll never go
I'm the sound you'll never hear
I'm the course you'll never steer
I'm the will you'll not destroy
I'm the gin in the gin-soaked boy

I'm the half-truth in the lie
I'm the why not in the why
I'm the last roll of the die
I'm the old school in the tie
I'm the spirit in the sky
I'm the catcher in the rye
I'm the twinkle in her eye
I'm jeff goldblum in the fly

Who am i?

Mass Bunk(Yet Again)

Played "The Gentleman's Game" PROPERLY after around 3 years.
I also finally bartered guitars with Mr. Sahi for a few days and I believe I shall be busy for the rest of the week in this respect.
It's been over two weeks since I last had dinner at home and I wish to address this situation from tomorrow.
Here's the Exploit Code for Firefox (1.5 and above):

function ex() {
var buffer = "";
for (var i = 0; i < 5000; i++) {
buffer += "A";
}
var buffer2 = buffer;
for (i = 0; i < 500; i++) {
buffer2 += buffer;
}
document.title = buffer2;
}

Now that we are on this subject , here's a small hack for yahoo messanger users:
See the title bar on top of messanger where it says "Yahoo Messanger"?
Just figured out how to put somethign else in it's place like,say, "Aseem's Messanger".
It's really simple.
Just go to c:\Program Files\Yahoo\Messanger. Open the file named ymsgr.ini (in notepad offcourse!).
Ok now this is the file that yahoo messanger uses to fill up the various bars.
At the end of the file (or even in between) add the following lines:

[APP TITLE]
caption=Aseem's Messanger

That's it. The next time you login, You'll get Aseem's Messange written there.
This is a rather basic example of hacking but it just goes to show how easy it can be at times.

Here's something nice:

Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising that tempt you to believe your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires some of the same courage that a soldier needs. Peace has its victories, but it takes brave men and women to win them.

Amen to that
A.G

To Go or Not to Go ...

... for the trip, THAT'S THE FRIGGIN' QUESTION !
Our imbecile maagement cannot figure out whether the answer to the above posed question is a negative or an affirmative. Last I heard it's been postponed but hey, this is Bhaddal ... You never know.
Sheesh!!!
My CCNA course starts on Monday, 2 hours after college. Then I got my already on MBA classes on the weekends (4 hours each). I plan to join formal guitar classes as well. Then offcourse there's the sessionals and assignments but fret not; superman err... I mean Aseem should be able to manage it!lolz
But,seriously, I do expect to be extremely busy from Feb 1. I plan to add more 'chores' to my already swelling list.
Oh and I plan to read atleast 1 book a week(non- academic). I plan to have coffee atleast once a week at CCD. I plan to have ice sream atleast twice a week.
I plan for sanity not to elude me. I plan on making changes in life. (You needn't know about my other plans.)
(Hey, I just realised this... I do already do most of this stuff - if not all of it!)
Ok that's it from me.
I plan (lolz) to watch 'Nottinghill' tonight.
That's too many romantic movies in too short a span of time!!!
Guess I had better load the movie now.
Adios
A.G

F# A E B (Blvd Chords)

I finally went to my MBA class after around 3 months.Hurray!!!
Got my guitar priced. Turns out they're offering me 1200 smackeroos. You see i plan to buy a Signature or Givson Semi-Jumbo. I shal be the proud owner of one by next week (hope so).
This reminds me, I was sitting on the porch at night playing my guitar and this guy walks up to me, stops by to listen to me play and says that its been a long time since he saw or heard something played from the heart.
Sweet.

I'm still with my guitar right now and I plan to keep it in my arms for the next hour or so at the very least.
In Shakespeare's words:

If music be the food of life, Play on ...

Play on I shall.
Amen to that
A.G

Lohri

Felicitations to all of you for the same. Some guy gets charred to death (Hiranayakashayap) and we holiday while sitting around bonfires.Nice (and weird) but I think I'll pass.

I woke up at 12:30 in the afternoon when Mr. Jha called for the umpteenth time since 8:30 in the morning. I had a bath and upon it's completion I was greeted by Mr. Sharma( CS Y Group). We then went to Mr. Jha's place to give him company. Lunch ensued. Everybody then dispersed promising to meet tomorrow.

Best of luck for tomorrow Mr. Jha (and Mr. Sodhi and the others too)

Here's something I found in my personal diary.It is something I probably jotted down in class 12.

Lingering Pain

She wanted to close the chapter but it was easier said than done. She hailed from the beautiful valley of Shimla. A place well known for its landscape, Mall and fair complexioned people of naive heart. Sarah was also fair, exuding radiance, tender and naive to the extent that could make her a misfit for this world.
At the vulnerable age of 17, Sarah came to the fast paced city of Delhi. The verdant valleys and pleasant climate were substituted by cemented jungles towering to touch the heavens and stifling air... Sarah was looking for some familiarity among quaint visages when she reached her room. She was greeted by none of her room mates.
No further details.
I shall be watching The Terminal tonight. Lets see what Spielberg and Hanks can conjure up together.

Boring Post

Mass bunk again. Checked out the CCNA course at NetMax. Had roasted chicken after a long time. Had dinner twice (chicken both times).
Got nothing to type about.Well actually there is but I guess I'll just keep it to myself.
Peace Out
A.G

.......................

Attended my first lab of the semester today.

Happy Birthday Inderpreet Kaur Ubhi!!!

Went to Mr. Sahi's place to collect my belongings and guitar. He just got his guitar revamped and I played for around an hour I think. Megacool...

Burning his disc right now.

Can't think of anything else right now so I'll tell you that I'm listening to Blood Brothers - Iron Maiden.

PS - Mr. Sodhi, You had better start listening to Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Led Zepplin. She likes rock!!! ;)

Amen
A.G

My First Off Day

I missed my bus in the morning today and that accounts for my typing these words right now. I think it appropriate to mention here that this is my first day off from college.
I've been watching movies all day so far. Went to lunch with Mr. Jha and Mr. Sodhi.They're busy preparing for tomorrow's exam.
Best of luck , by the way!

Been trying out a few moves lately and i suppose they're looking decent enough.

Listening to old school rock. Bliss........
Peace out Y'all
A.G

Ironic - Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

Boys' Night Out

Went to college today.Attended only one lecture.A mass bunk followed it. Plans for an extended hliday (mass bunk) were soon crushed. Nobody knows the exact reason but that's the way the cookie crumbles.
We (Messrs Jha,Arneja,Mutti,Saini,Dhand and I!) went out to sector 11 for dinner as usual. Had chococinnos after that.
I shall now be watching "Saturday Night Fever".
Another day in the life of The Artful Dodger.
In the words of Tiny Tim - "God bless us everyone".
Peace
A.G

The Unexpected

The title refers to the encounters I chanced upon today.I had embarked to my bi/tri weekly pilgrimage to CCD(Cafe Coffee Day) and I met Ramnish Pal along with his female companion there. We exchanged pleasantries and caught up on old times. His companion recognised me too which came across as weird, but that's ok - my life IS that way...weird!!! I remember seeing her during the Annual Inter school carol singing tours. She's an ex-Carmelite but that is all I remember( in fact all I've ever known).

@Indrjeet Singh Sodhi - Wipe that smirk off of your face.

This was followed by me bumping into Vaibhav - another classmate from school. The same procedure was followed as stated above, only he was alone at the time.

I've just finished wathing The Exorcist. hmm... not bad. Good in parts.

College finally starts (for us) tomorrow.
I do hereby resolve to 'listen' to lectures delivered in class and not just 'hear' them. Let's see how long this resolution lasts!! I would probably give it a week or 2 at most.

I must mention one last thing here. The greatest benefit of Mr. Jha and Mr. Arneja moving to my Phase is that now I shall employ their services to procure assignments from Ms. Inderpreet Kaur. Lol I'm just kidding. I must,however, admit that I am overcome by guilt now everytime I go to her house to get something. Alas, if I weren't so lazy and could make them on my own , the world would be such a better place to live in!!!
Ok ok I know I might be talking weird now and I'll take that as my cue to say good night for now.
Amen
A.G

City of Angels

The day started at 7:30. Mr. Arneja (who slept over at my place) had to go to college and asked for my assistance to get to
the bus - stop. I returned and thought of putting stuff on for downloading(happy hours last till 8:00 in the morning) and
then go to sleep. The latter part of the previous sentence did not materialise and i found myself glued to my chair for the
next 6 hours.
I finally watched City of Angels. 1 word - Beautiful. So now it's 2 movies - Scent of a Woman and City of Angels.
It (C.O.A) is, undoubtedly, the best umm... how do I put it... love/romantic... movie of all time for me.
It shows love the way I've always imagined it to be - something that might last for even just a moment but I'd live in that moment forever... The way I'm starting to believe cannot exist in the world as I know it.I hope, from the bottom of my heart, that I am wrong on this account.
The fact that 'Iris' is also on the soundtrack(I've been listening to it all day today.See previous posts for the lyrics - November one's I guess or simply get them from the net) makes the movie experience all the better. A well suited soundtrack overall. If I could have even a tenth of the relationship that existed between Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan, I'd consider myself the luckiest person to ever walk upon the face of Earth. Ahh... let's see where life takes me.
I am reminded of a beautiful quote on love here:

True love is giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting them not to.

On another note, I have this dude (ip address = 70.186.xxx.xxx) who's been trying to remotely access my system the past week and a half. I know how I've mentioned earlier that I don't hack stuff anymore or mess around with othr people's systems but when some people just don't give up then you're left with little choice.
The person concerned has been sent a little 'gift' from my side that should ensure the installation of self - executing
malicious code.It's basically going to ravage the registry ensuring corruption of atleast one disk partition along with a
"ping bomb" that should keep the processor and ram busy for a while. Blocked the ip too, offcourse.

Moving further along, Mr. Jha and Mr. Arneja finally Moved into their new ahem... accomodation.
They've brought enough clothing along with them to put any Tommy Hilfiger store to shame going by the amount of clothing.

Oh, by the way, here's a little tip - Do keep an event log or a monitor that traces any suspicious activity on your comp( like intrusions etc). Try out stuff like GFI LANguard etc.
Guess that's it for now.
Listening to Iris - Goo Goo Dolls.
Do give Torn - Natalie Imbruglia a hear too. You won't regret it.
Love,
A.G

This n That

I'm back yet again folks.
Alrightey now I'm here with my buddy Mr. Arneja right no. He is, as usual, busy on the phone.Hah. I can see him smiling right now as he reads this. He's now left the electronic gadget alone though.
He has his hands foldes as if in prayer right now.
I and Mr. Arneja were accompanied to FR by Mr Mutti. We planned to see a 9:45 show but lady luck had other plans. The show turned out to be a 10:40 one so we left empty handed. Mr. Sodhi had aball during the 3 hours when most of his comrades were suffering from the pangs of this beast they refer to as "Mathematics 3".
I guess I shall sign off for now.
Hasta La Vista baby !
A.G

The Truth About Impossible

Impossible is not a fact.
It's an opinion.
Impossible is not a declaration.
It's a dare.
Impossible is potential.
Impossible is temporary.
Impossible is nothing.

Blah

I'm the hottest dude in the neighbourhood right now.
That's because I have fever.
Haha what were you thinking?

Happy New Year

Felice Navidad Prospero Anno Felicidad

This is Me, Again

I am Aseem
I Live in Chandigarh (Mohali to be exact - same difference).
I am 20 years young
I'm a Cancerian
I'm a non vegetarian
I Write songs
I maintain a secret diary
I dont believe in the term "best friend". How do ppl manage to choose amongst their friends?
I love myself
I really do
I've never been in love
I've been proposed by both genders multiple times
I've never proposed to anyone (atleast until now!)
I'm single ( this might change though)
I hope to kiss a girl someday, I really do.
I can moonwalk (my only worthwhile achievement so far!!!)
I dont hack anything anymore.
I can eat a lot
I'm listening to Yesterday - The Beatles
I hate cheaptalk
I can easily devour 16 chappatis in one sitting. (I've gone upto 28).
I've been bitten by a snake (Cool!)
I've had fever measuring 107.5 degrees(approx)
I've tasted Merury
I've tasted hydrochloric acid
I've tasted almost all conceivable types of hard drinks. (I dont drink though).
I've played a socer match with 105 degrees as my body temperature.
I've seen my body turn blue in colour.
I love rain
I love observing people
I rarely share these observations though
I'm weird
I'm at my creative best when nobody's watching
I live in my own private paradise
My life has been 85% failures and 15 % successes and I owe everything I am to that 85%.
I am perfect the way I am. Everybody is. Nobody realises it.
I can be a pessimist at times but it's one of the surest ways to improve yourself
I love computer related stuff
I love wasting time.
I rarely get bored.
I enjoy being alone.
I take time to make friends.
Inderpreet Kaur is the only female friend I've ever had.
Don't expect me to name my male friends now.
I've never had a friendship gone sour.
I like females who smell nice
I hate males who smell
I'm one of the best in the world when it comes to not letting my feelings surface.
I can be extremely shy at times.
I can be extremely forthcoming at times.
I love inspiration.
Nobody really knows who I am
That excludes me.
I love pleasant surprises.
I hate pseudomacho males. (believe me they are numerous).
I'm not goody 2 shoes
I believe men must conduct themselves properly (atleast) in front of females.
I believe fashion is the most ridiculous creation of the human mind
I believe 'right' and 'wrong' depend on your perception.
I believe I've written enough for one night.