Baby's Day Out

I'm going to die laughing tonight!!!
Dhand is at Sariya's (Sahi's in case you didn't know) and their tenant Manmeet has gone somewhere with his wife for half an hour leaving their baby in the loving arms of the gruesome twosome!!! The baby is crying out loud and kicking them. hahahahah.

My stomach is starting to pain. hahahahahhaa. This is awesome!!!!!
hahahahahahhahahhaha
hahahah
hahahahahhahahahhaaahhahahahaha
hohohohohohahahahahahahah
hooooohahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha

The lil tyke's proving to be a handful and they can't seem to get him to shut up.
Here's a part of the conversation going on in messanger right now:

Note: Dhand is also is at his place right now!

inder preet: ok leave it, look we both r in trouble right
gill_aseem: trouble?
inder preet: yep
inder preet: u have to help us out of this
gill_aseem: ?
inder preet: how to make 1 and half year old kid stop crying??????????
BUZZ!!!
gill_aseem: hahahahahahaaha
gill_aseem: usko aksar ki story suna do!
inder preet: plz its serious
gill_aseem:
inder preet: plz c'mon
gill_aseem: door lock karo
gill_aseem: tv on kar lo
inder preet: then?
gill_aseem: guitar
gill_aseem: speakers on kar lo
gill_aseem: nahin to gaaliyaan do oonchi oonchi!
inder preet: stop kidding
inder preet: plz tell us
gill_aseem: else go for a walk or something for some time
inder preet: well he is not moving from bed
inder preet: tell us
gill_aseem: abe tum log jao
gill_aseem: the baby's in ur room?
gill_aseem: ya manmeet's?
inder preet: londe hes manmeet's son!!!!!
gill_aseem: hahahahhahahaaha
inder preet: how can i leave him alone
gill_aseem: shayad tera n geetu ka ho!!!!!!!!
gill_aseem:
inder preet: tell me yaar
inder preet: plz
gill_aseem: hahahaha
gill_aseem: abe i cant help but laugh here!
gill_aseem: hahaa
gill_aseem: mein bata kya ataoun
gill_aseem: ya to ek baar uska darvaaza khadka
gill_aseem: aur bol de
gill_aseem: shehenshah ke raaj mein shaanti raaj karti hai
gill_aseem: apne shaitaan ko khalistan bhej do!
inder preet: be serious
inder preet: plz tell me
gill_aseem: i cant help it dudes!
gill_aseem: hahahha
inder preet: ask ur mom
gill_aseem: shes asleep
inder preet: what to do
inder preet: ur dad
gill_aseem: do thappad laga ghuma ke launde ko
gill_aseem: apne aap set ho jayega
gill_aseem: hes asleep too!
inder preet: abe hes too small
gill_aseem: laga de tu bas
gill_aseem: maar hi de
gill_aseem: naa rahega baans
gill_aseem: na bajegi baansuri
gill_aseem: mooh mein rumaal de de uske
inder preet: abe whenn i scold him he gets louder
gill_aseem: hahahahahahahahahhahahhaha
inder preet: plz
inder preet: tell me
gill_aseem: thoos de rumaal bas
gill_aseem: hahhahaha
inder preet: bata yaar
gill_aseem: abe usko bol chup kare
gill_aseem: aavaaz yahan 3b2 tak aa rahi hai!
inder preet: plz be serious
gill_aseem: waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
gill_aseem: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gill_aseem: hahahhaha
gill_aseem: hahahahahha
inder preet: abe bata
gill_aseem: dhand bechara
gill_aseem: ab naa voh ruka kabhi sariye ke ghar!!!!!!!!!!!
inder preet: baad mein strike ka latest hal bhi batana hai
gill_aseem: abe mujhe kya pata kaise chup karega
inder preet: any idea
inder preet: any?
gill_aseem: dekh zyaada disturbance hai to ek baar bol to de manmeet ki wife ko
inder preet: they r not at home
gill_aseem: baccha kalla ghar chod gaye????????
inder preet: they will come in 1/2 an hour
gill_aseem: kya baat hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gill_aseem: hahahaha
gill_aseem: accha baccha tumhare paas hai kya???
inder preet: abe imp baat karni hai
inder preet: abhi bata kya karoon
inder preet: ?
inder preet: yes
gill_aseem: hahahhahahaaha
gill_aseem: aaye
inder preet: hes on bed and crying
gill_aseem: abhi se practice shuru!!
gill_aseem: !hahahahaha
gill_aseem: acccha listen
gill_aseem: pick him up
inder preet: abe imp baat karni hai baad mein
gill_aseem: pick him up
inder preet: ab bata kya karoon
gill_aseem: good
inder preet: then?
gill_aseem: now throw him from the balcony!!!!!!!
gill_aseem: bohot mazaa aayega
gill_aseem: kar ke to dekh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gill_aseem: hahahahahha
gill_aseem:
gill_aseem: acha accha sun
gill_aseem: pick him up
gill_aseem: n usko slowly slowly left n right swings de
gill_aseem: slowlyyyyyyyyy
gill_aseem: n pat him while u do this
inder preet: ok
inder preet: wait a min
gill_aseem: k
gill_aseem: keep him warm
gill_aseem: im laughing really loud here!!!!
gill_aseem:
inder preet: abe what if he pisses on my pyjama?
gill_aseem: hahahahahahaaha almost negligible chance hai
inder preet: ?
gill_aseem: check kar le vaise kahin isi vejah se to nahin ro raha!
inder preet: if that is the case what do u expect me to do?
gill_aseem: check to kar
gill_aseem: but jo kaha hai voh to kar
inder preet: wait
gill_aseem: swings n patting softly
inder preet: des dry
inder preet: he is*
gill_aseem: nice
gill_aseem: swing n pat softly
gill_aseem: repeatedly
inder preet: olk
inder preet: ok
gill_aseem: k
inder preet: hes on my lap
inder preet: now?
BUZZ!!!
gill_aseem: abe hold him to ur chest
gill_aseem: abe jaise moms hold their kids
inder preet: abe hes kicking me
gill_aseem: n then swing him
gill_aseem: kick him back
inder preet: abe hes kicking me
gill_aseem: show him who's boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
inder preet: be serious
inder preet: plz
gill_aseem: sikha de ronaldo ki aulaad ko
gill_aseem: hahaha
gill_aseem: abe use chest ke paas le ka aa
gill_aseem: bas
gill_aseem: kisi terah
gill_aseem: n swing him from left to right n pat him
gill_aseem: it ALWAYS works
gill_aseem: is dhand laughing as well?
inder preet: he is quite now
inder preet: now?
inder preet: how to entertain him/
inder preet: cos he will start crying again
gill_aseem: nice
gill_aseem: told ya chup ho jayega
inder preet: what can i do to keep him happy
gill_aseem: ab give him something
inder preet: what?
gill_aseem: like a keychain or something
inder preet: wait
gill_aseem: u know.... the coochee coocheee stuff
gill_aseem: nething that'll keep the lil devil busy
inder preet: whatever i am giving hi he putting in his mouth!!!!!!
inder preet: tell me what to do?
BUZZ!!!
gill_aseem: he's hungry then
gill_aseem: u got something to eat?
gill_aseem: daaru pila de
gill_aseem: phir dekh kaise sota hai hahahahahha
inder preet: i have got a guava(amrood)
gill_aseem: hahahahaha
gill_aseem: haan ek kaam kar
gill_aseem: usko chotte chotte pieces mein kaat

They are still busy... hahahahhahaa.
Gotta go give them tips on handling babies!!
Cya
hahahahahahaaha
A.G - Gonna die laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!